{"id":31,"date":"2013-03-23T14:27:49","date_gmt":"2013-03-23T14:27:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thehalfcenturian.com\/?p=31"},"modified":"2021-04-16T15:03:00","modified_gmt":"2021-04-16T15:03:00","slug":"how-many-pairs-of-glasses-do-i-own","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thehalfcenturian.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/23\/how-many-pairs-of-glasses-do-i-own\/","title":{"rendered":"How many is too many?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I never promised that all of my thoughts would be deep&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I keep a pair of glasses in every room in the house. I have no idea how many pairs I own.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t wear glasses for distance, just for reading. I don&#8217;t need glasses to watch TV, but if I get a text message I need a pair to see my phone. I need a pair to read instructions in the kitchen. And, yes, I keep a pair in the bathroom in case I want to read something in there, too.<\/p>\n<p>At the office (multiple pairs, as you can see below) , in the car, in the briefcase, in the suitcase&#8230; I have begun to buy in bulk, and the ones that are available in bulk are naturally the most stylish glasses you can find.<\/p>\n<p>I am pretty sure that at least two pairs have been to &#8220;borrowed&#8221; from other people. I know this because they were clearly designed for the ladies. Fortunately, at this stage in life, seeing is a bigger deal to me than vanity.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>If you need them, rock them! Even with rhinestones.<\/p>\n<p>Now, where are they?<\/p>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thehalfcenturian.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Glasses.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-444\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thehalfcenturian.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Glasses.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.thehalfcenturian.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Glasses-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption>&#8230;is worth two on the desk.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I never promised that all of my thoughts would be deep&#8230; I keep a pair of glasses in every room in the house. I have no idea how many pairs I own. I don&#8217;t wear glasses for distance, just for reading. I don&#8217;t need glasses to watch TV, but if I get a text message &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thehalfcenturian.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/23\/how-many-pairs-of-glasses-do-i-own\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">How many is too many?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thehalfcenturian.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thehalfcenturian.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thehalfcenturian.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehalfcenturian.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehalfcenturian.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehalfcenturian.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1223,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehalfcenturian.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions\/1223"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thehalfcenturian.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehalfcenturian.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehalfcenturian.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}